Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
