if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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