I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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