Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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