i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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