Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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