it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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