i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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