I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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