is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
We don't watch enough power rangers
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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