i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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