I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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