would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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