on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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