i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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