I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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