We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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