That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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