Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
my liver is dry heaving
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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