How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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