i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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