Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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