problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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