idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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