I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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