All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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