what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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