And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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