Its about making memories worth repressing
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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