How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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