dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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