I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Its about making memories worth repressing
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
sarcasm needs its own font
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
as a side note pls kill me
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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