he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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