In the future we'll all be gay
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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