Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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