we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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