Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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