I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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