This girl is more easily done than said...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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