What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
how drunk are you?
Several
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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