Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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