Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
worst night to have a conscience
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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