There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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