my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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