How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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