I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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