yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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