and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The feeling are messing with the penis
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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