On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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