Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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