Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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