my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My life is pants optional.
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