I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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