What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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