Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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