i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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