it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
