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(410): View more from Maryland

this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.

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(630): View more from Illinois

last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.

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(616): View more from Michigan

Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me

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(434): View more from Virginia

I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha

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