maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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