i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
