escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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