seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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